chat cat nour noir:

DID YOU READ MY STATUS AMY?!?!?!
THE ORBITER!!!!!

Nour's new status message - airport security took my orbiter
http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2006/12/spion.jpg ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2CJew86cOg 8:57 AM
me: yes
do you remember cup o flippy cat?
Nour: hahaha
yes
i've been reading this great book about ancient egyptian myth and symbolism amy
their creation theory is crazy
PYRAMID UTTERANCE 527
"Atum was creative in that he proceeded to masturbate with himself in Helipolis; he put his penis in his hand that he might obtain the pleasure of emission thereby and there were born brother and sister - that is Shu and Tefnut."
me: oh i am going to go to the library in a few hours
Nour: Atum came from the primeval waters
from a MOUND
and out came atum and then
PYRAMID UTTERANCE 527
can you believe it?!?
also there's another PYRAMID UTTERANCE
which says that he blew shu and tefnut from his breath
and then after shu and tefnut
and then after shu and tefnut
shu gave birth to GEB and NUT
and NUT is the SKY!!!
she's really beautiful
me: whoa
gebnut
Nour: did you see that?!
me: i like all the nut
see wha?
Nour: Atum was a hermaphrodite who made the babies out of wanking
me: wanking?
Nour: they're really progressive folks
jerking off
"Atum was creative in that he proceeded to masturbate with himself in Helipolis; he put his penis in his hand that he might obtain the pleasure of emission thereby and there were born brother and sister - that is Shu
and Tefnut."
-pyramid utterance 527
Sent at 9:01 AM on Friday
me: hshs
whoa